I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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