i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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