I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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