check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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