My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Randomize
