He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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