Only a mothe r could love this liver
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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