YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Randomize
