Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
So much rum. So many feels.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize