If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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