ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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