What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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