I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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