i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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