just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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