I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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