Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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