oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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