Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just found puke in my bra..
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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