i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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