I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Alive.
So much puke
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Randomize
