whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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