You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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