She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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