He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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