That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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