Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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