I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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