On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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