how can u be prego again
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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