Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
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