did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Randomize
