At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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