I seem to have left my pride at pride
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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