Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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