Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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