Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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