party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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