I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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