So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
