Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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