State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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