he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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