yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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