yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
