You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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