I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Do plants get herpes?
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