i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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