We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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