Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Randomize
