i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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