I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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