STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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