Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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