she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
sex in a hospital.. check
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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