He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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