I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Holy shit dude........stairs
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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