i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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