No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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