Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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