i jhust puked up my retainher.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I woke up under a house in Key West
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