I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
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